italians are often mistakenly referred to as 'fashionable', rather than what they are, which is 'strict conformists to an establishment of rapidly changing and mostly absurd and annoying fashions'. this reporter has noticed for example that this spring, even in the smallest town in the farthest valley from civilization (which is incidentally, where she resides) women have been sporting the two-braid look, albeit with one braid forward of the shoulders and the other behind. this is coupled together with the one-earring look, i.e. one huge dangly earring, preferably on the ear with the braid going backwards. all this with a pair of acid-washed jean shorts that seem like they were stolen from a little brother's closet--they are neither very short nor very long, torn in improbable places, and generally unflattering on anyone who is not a pre-pubescent boy.
this is especially curious when one considers that up until world war two women here still wore long skirts and head-scarves and carried water on their heads. when did everyone lose all intelligence in dress and sense of personal pride?
italians are often mistakenly referred to as 'fashionable', rather than what they are, which is 'strict conformists to an establishment of rapidly changing and mostly absurd and annoying fashions'. this reporter has noticed for example that this spring, even in the smallest town in the farthest valley from civilization (which is incidentally, where she resides) women have been sporting the two-braid look, albeit with one braid forward of the shoulders and the other behind. this is coupled together with the one-earring look, i.e. one huge dangly earring, preferably on the ear with the braid going backwards. all this with a pair of acid-washed jean shorts that seem like they were stolen from a little brother's closet--they are neither very short nor very long, torn in improbable places, and generally unflattering on anyone who is not a pre-pubescent boy.
this is especially curious when one considers that up until world war two women here still wore long skirts and head-scarves and carried water on their heads. when did everyone lose all intelligence in dress and sense of personal pride?
-Thought up by ollie.
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