Criticism. Essay. Fiction. Science. Weather.
week:
1Eye design, plant solar cells and
the ape squad culture war. 2CloneBeef: coming to a burger near you
and the new (privatized) Space Race 3The story of sixty cell lines
and how they restricted science 4Why'd they have to make it a pyramid again?
and wastewater pays back 5Monkeys, Peanuts and the Science
of Unrequited Love. 6Throwing pieces of metal at a red planet
and "Its all about the Insulin, baby." 7Skate me to the moon with a rat-on-a-stick. 8Man and Machine lay down the boxing gloves,
joining forces to pursue good 9Bobbing for apples in a giant vat of grape flavoring. 10Do you believe in magic? 11Brain scans on the mind. 12Sex with cats, popping caps
and frying cars. 13The Quarterly Review drops Science;
√9 of the best so far. 14Flying on some sun rays. 15No, it's not the return of that new wave band. 16The rate of warming might be at issue,
but the fuel is definitely running out. 17Sleep your way to victory! 18I wonder how many big macs it takes... 19It's all drugs and giant waves this week 20Holy jumping jeans Batman!
That mouse is a knockout! 21They call Alabama the Crimson Tide...
or is it Maine? 22How much smaller than the head of a needle?
Well... a lot.
23Information nation ablation preservation. 24Do you want fries with that test tube burger? 25When weeds don't obey the rules. 26Two Quarters = One Half 27The things you can't see are much scarier. 28Jeepers peepers! 29It all makes so much sense...
except as good science. 30Another nugget of knowledge from the annals
of forgotten phenomena 31Very small birds and very large mountains. 32The hazelnut graham cracker one was nuts! 33Naming the new fruits. 34Gas is up but laptops are down. 3590ways brings the straight dope on a thanksgiving tall tale. 36I rolled em out on the street, but I've never once seen the old fella do the same. 37An alternative to tatooing UPC codes onto animals and an insatiable lust for rhino horn. 38"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection..." 39Three, it's the magic number. 40Bivalves gone wild off that bubbly. 41If only there had been an experiment
to bring about the end of Edward Teller 42What's that, girl? Timmy's stuck in a well?
Wait, Timmy has Cancer?? 43Neuron fire beat electric spark. 44What do Penguins, Ostriches, and Earwigs have in common? 45Looking far, far away to find what's right here. 46Bringing some science for your valentine. 47What's so special about 2.5 pounds of gray stuff? 48I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow the house in. 49A million bases ain't no thang. 50Do the robots run this motha? Hell Yeah! 51A dormant giant looms in the Pacific Northwest... 52Cheap real estate to anyone who can
hold her breath for six hours a day. 53Like all the best megalomaniacs,
we can make Science all about us. 54Well, That's the long and short of it. 5599 Bottles of Beer on the pharmacy wall. 56Tortoises may move slow, but Orchids are definitely alive. 57Feeling hot! Lava so big the numbers don't stop. 58Attached at the hip. And a few other places as well. 59The swamp, or the savanna. You decide. 60Mom and Dad are fighting! 61The stress of death. 62N.I.M.B.Y. Well ... maybe ... 63I've got a headache this big! 64Attraction. 65Well, That's the long and short of it. 66Rafting through history. 67Before there was science there was unreason. 68Be careful with the weeds. Use them well. 69Climate change will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are. 70Lucy, a public whipping, it could only be ... 71The highs and lows of being high. 72A sign of the times. 73What was that? 74= Poetry 75The Solar System Shuffle 76Biodynamics is not the latest diet plan. 77Pulsatilla vulgaris 78Climate change will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are. A reprise. 79People cannot reason outside their own idiom. 80Soda pop or Ritalin? 81What's really up Kim's sleeve. 82Rolling the dice with molecular biology. 83Food so cheap it won't make you sick. 84In the ether with Einstein. 85Watch out for saturation.
And watch out for 2048. 86The wonderful thing about science is ... ? 87Silent or not, the truth is the truth. 88Playstation 3 or Science Olympiad? Now middle-school kids don't have to choose. 89From watch making to watch repair to Mars. 90We remember when this week seemed but a distant fantasy. 91The end of the quarter is here! 92What would they have done with Photoshop™? 93Modern minds can handle three questions. 94NAND the gardener said, "Let there be quantum tunneling." 95Get off The Pyramid. The traffic is terrible. 96Creeping to a shoreline near you -- neurodiversity. 97Baking soda vs. Baking powder - Scientific Subsitutions 98No jokes about Ice Cube allowed... 99What would your ancestors eat? 100A few rules of thumb for green ones. 101The proof is in the video. 102To those a definition for what life is. 103No, not the Stan Lee creation. 104What would they have done with Photoshop™? 105DNA is nothing but double-sided tape, essentially 106All the colors of the stage. 107Human and a monkey sittin' in a tree,
A-T-G-C-I-N-G.
108Poetic Retrospective
Free Food
Cassimer Gustafson
With the recent outbreak of E.coli a few weeks ago the way that we get our food, and how are food is processed has come under some scrutiny. The contaminated spinach illustrated the potential dangers involved with the type of large-scale farming that generates the majority of our food. One of the most obvious problems that can arise from disseminating food over such a large distance is that one individual farm has the potential to contaminate food for thousands of miles. A second problem is that because every town and city receive their food from so many farms and over such a vast geographical distance, that it can take a long time to determine exactly where the root of the contamination lies.
The San Francisco Chronicle ran an article on the benefits of buying from small local farmers. When faced with situations like the E.coli out break the benefits are obvious. You would personally know where your food was from thereby clearing up the two aforementioned issues. The Chronicle is by no means revolutionary in its article. Buying locally grown food is popular among health conscious, socially conscious and status conscious people everywhere.
However, buying local is not an act that criticizes the actually root cause of the problem, which is farming. The basic assumption is still that all edible food comes from land that has been farmed. This simply is not true. The practice of farming is relatively new to both the earth and to our biology. As such, the land, be it a pristine forest, a backyard in suburbia, or a piece of Golden Gate Park has much to offer in the way of safe, healthy and entertaining eating.
Because the earth is covered with edible and medicinal plants, it can take years of study to learn all that the geographical area closest to you can potentially offer. However that by no means precludes the average person from enjoying a wild feast. There are a handful of plants that are widely recognized, and grow pretty much through out the United States.
Clover is an abundant plant that most everybody can recognize pretty quickly. Both the lucky short green clover and its flowering purple or white counterpart are edible. You can toss the various parts of the clover plants into a salad, or enjoy them and their lovely strong flavor alone. Some types of clover are more sweet and tangy, other types I have tried taste peppery, and some just taste like grass. If the clover seems too chewy or tough, which is fairly common in the flowers, you can boil them. The purple flowers have a hint of sweetness to them. I have only eaten them raw, but have read that they are enjoyable if fried too.
Dandelions, though the scourge of anyone in search of a lawn that looks like a putting green, are a incredibly versatile. The roots can be dried by hanging them in a dark, dry spot, like the back of a closet for about 2 weeks. Then they can be ground to make a strong tasting tea, which some use as a coffee substitute because it has a similarly robust taste, but without the caffeine. For a more robust flavor they can be roasted after being dried. The leaves are also edible fresh or boiled, though they become a bit bitter if the plant has already flowered. If the plant has flowered, you're still in luck, because the flowers are tasty, though just plain they can be a bit dusty in the mouth. To combat that, make an indulgent treat by battering and deep-frying them. And, as an added bonus all parts of the dandelion are good for blood circulation.
Acorns can be eaten either green or brown. Processing the acorn to make it edible is more time consuming than the other plants I have mentioned, but a handful of acorns has as much protein as a pound of hamburger, so it can be well worth the time. First you have to shell the acorn - can be done by cracking the shell with a nutcracker. Next you will need to scoop out the fleshier inside. After collecting the desired amount "meat" place it in a pot of water and boil. Once the water turns very dark, drain the water and refill with fresh water and boil again. Repeat this process 3-5 times, until the water boils without turning brown. The water turns brown due to the tannin in the acorns. The mean can then be added to other dishes, eaten plain, or sweetened to hide their slight bitter taste. If you are feeling extra ambitious, or you cannot eat all the cooked acorns you prepared, simply dry the mash. Once fully dried and ground it can be used as a flour substitute. For the most part, in bread and other baking recipes, it's a one-to-one conversion ratio from wheat flour to an acorn flour substitution.
To wash down all those delightful uncultivated treats go find a pine tree. The pine needles make a great tea. All you need to do is chop up a small palm-full of needles and brew as you would any other tea. Aside from the refreshing pine taste a cup of pine needle tea has more vitamin C than a cup of orange juice.
All of these plants are abundant in both feral and contrived environments. They are also plants that most of us have been able to identify since we were in elementary school, and their preparation requires no fantastic cooking skills or equipment.
One important thing to keep in mind while foraging for your own food is pollutants herbicides, pesticides, or fertilizers. Roughly 2/3 of Golden Gate Park (this is my guess from the various pesticide warnings) is off limits due to various chemicals that have been applied to make one plant grow or another plant die. Most large state and national parks however, do not use pesticides, but it is always wise to check.
Though it's not possible for most of us to receive our entire caloric intake from gathering, it is definitely possible for the vast majority of us to augment our diet with locally wild grown items. And avoid the potential threat of contaminated, farm-grown, food.